Looking Glass Ties
My father believed that when a man goes to work, he should wear a tie. His generation often did such things “because that’s the why they’ve always been done,” and wearing a tie to work was a thing men did. And while he respected the formality of workplace attire, he also refused to be oppressed by it, possessing a hatred for authority as one of his many incongruities. Other incongruities profoundly manifested themselves in his parenting, where my father’s personal behavior often contradicted his fatherly teachings. House rules were inconsistent, unclear, and only enforced when convenient or drunk. He was often brash and lewd, and held others to a higher standard that he exempted himself from. His formality in apparel was restricted to the office; the rest of his wardrobe was mostly t-shirts in support of one of Boston’s professional sports teams, or free promotional beer tank tops.
But from Monday to Friday, 9–5, he was a shirt and tie man for a solid 30 years. His tie selections were a daily form of expressionism and subtle rebellion, the yin to conformities’ yang, in a range of provocative designs that seemed to fit few discernible rules. He adored paisley patterns, feared not wearing clashing plaids, flew multicolored florals, and brought out a stream of novelty ties to celebrate holidays or seasons. Each of his ties found a way to stand out among the rest, including the last one.
Each year he acquired more ties, always on the lookout for another wild print to grow his stockpile of neckwear dissent. Through years of low ranking desk jobs, he amassed a tie collection numbered in the hundreds. His personality diminished his career advancement opportunities, and as a result, his ties were only worn while assisting someone of larger importance, managing offices that barely needed managing, and overseeing files rarely reopened. Admittedly I added to the volume of his assortment, falling into the troupe of giving him ties for any gift giving occasions. The collection swarmed out of control by his mid 50s, around the time he became unemployed, and, soon after, unemployable. Years of abusing himself with hard living took a physical toll on his body as well as his mind. The lack of a job to showcase his ties didn’t slow him from buying more, preparing himself for an eventual workforce return that never came.
He turned the age of 60 faced with ill health, no job, and an inability to manage the day-to-day struggles of medications, doctor appointments, and keeping his bills paid. I convinced him to move from Boston to California, where I was living, so I could take on the brunt of life management for him. The cross country move forced a massive reduction in all of his possessions, and his poor health left him unable to sort, pack, or throw things out without help. Over 4 whirlwind days, he and I, with a bit of family, combed through decades of books, bikes, knick-knacks, beer mugs, ties, ties, and ties. A lifetime of belongings was diminished down to 4 suitcases. Among the tough decisions, confusion and frustration, the tie collection was dramatically reduced, placing over half of them to rest in a dumpster outside of his old apartment. Still, he packed with him a sizable cache of neckwear for the west coast.
The years of his life that followed saw sunnier weather but only growing life challenges, often resulting in the need to move again and again. He went from an apartment to assisted living, from there to nursing home after nursing home. He was without a permanent home of his own, and the closets at each stop along the way seemed to progressively shrink in size. With each move, each repacking of his life, I slowly reduced the volume of his possessions, by half each time. His dementia was growing and his cognitive abilities were sinking, leaving him rarely wise to what might have been left behind with every move. It was a necessary condensing, but getting rid of more ties always left me with the most guilt. His life had been reduced to only a few assorted outfits and a couple dozen ties, stored in one large suitcase in my closet, when his body finally gave out and he no longer needed possessions anymore.
The suitcase, the last of his physical estate, sat untouched for months until I could bring myself to parse it. Anything still wearable was donated, things too stained or too old were thrown away, until it was down to the ties. Dozens of them were wrapped around a hanger, the last of his years of collecting. I didn’t want to hold onto his things, or him, any longer, but these were the toughest to part with. I unraveled them from the hanger they had likely lived on for years, and slid them into another bag of donations. All except for one last tie that begged to remain.
The bright fuchsia silk tie stood out from the others both for its smooth sheen and its boldness of color. It was a non-conformist even among its rebellious brethren, one of the few solid color ties he owned. Vibrant to the eye and oddly smooth to the touch, it was a tie with a statement of self-assurance and confidence. Still attached were the price tag and the cardboard sleeve embossed with the designer’s name and logo, a sign that it never served a day in a low end cubicle. Neither its shrill color or fabric were its most provocative component, as the designer held that distinction. This fuchsia piece of neckwear was from the Donald J. Trump Signature Collection.
My father was a political conservative in a family and land of liberals. I’m not sure if the party’s platform appealed to him as much as it did to be an contrarian and antagonist. His tie buying days were long over by the time Donald Trump ran for President, but somehow this one remained. It was a bold fuchsia symbol of what my father would have loved about Trump, a brashness among formality, professional in appearance only. The President and my father shared a common trait of only applying the rules when it works in their favor, followed by accusations of unfairness when they don’t. While the 2016 election unfolded, my father’s attention span for news had dwindled, but he still knew the players. When I asked him what he thought of the race, he told me, “I like that Trump guy. He’s not a politician.” My father’s dementia was too far progressed for him to understand anything but the start of the Trump presidency. Now just the tie was left behind, a token of support from beyond the grave.
I didn’t throw it out, nor do I wish to wear it. The tie isn’t even remotely close to my style or taste, nor is its implied designer someone I wish to be associated with. So it now resides on my desk, the last of his ties, the remainder of his former collection, reminder of who my father was, represented in a bold statement of silk and fuchsia.
